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Four days #camping in the desert with 11 of my family members and 2 dogs. And I made it out alive!

Four days #camping in the desert with 11 of my family members and 2 dogs. And I made it out alive!

Going camping in the desert for 4 days. With my family. And the dogs. With no cell service. I don’t know if I’m coming back… #help #mychariotawaits #instadad #tubtruk

Going camping in the desert for 4 days. With my family. And the dogs. With no cell service. I don’t know if I’m coming back… #help #mychariotawaits #instadad #tubtruk

Intern Appreciation day means free #HillCountry. Thank you babies! #instafat #jolly

This is an aggressive mimosa #brunch #ThePug

This is an aggressive mimosa #brunch #ThePug

Somebody call the police, I’m being held hostage by this monstrosity in my bathroom. #somanylegs #eeeewwwwww #help

Somebody call the police, I’m being held hostage by this monstrosity in my bathroom. #somanylegs #eeeewwwwww #help

Meow we made a cat friend! @_danagram_ @jeckdish1

Happy Birthday Miss Dictator

Happy Birthday Miss Dictator

Game Changer! Now it REALLY is the best time of year. Red cups @Starbucks AND #movember? I’m actually giddy

Game Changer! Now it REALLY is the best time of year. Red cups @Starbucks AND #movember? I’m actually giddy

But wait there’s more! Rosemary roasted potatoes. You WISH you could smell this

But wait there’s more! Rosemary roasted potatoes. You WISH you could smell this

I call it: “cook all the things before they go bad”. Mushrooms and green beans sautéed with garlic and onion  with baked rosemary tofu. Yeah. #getinmybelly

I call it: “cook all the things before they go bad”. Mushrooms and green beans sautéed with garlic and onion with baked rosemary tofu. Yeah. #getinmybelly